1. "I Play the Glockenspiel"
  2. "I Sell Snickers Bars Six Pounds Each" - TomMunster
  3. "Suck it Trebek!" - Columbustrainer
  4. "The Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!" - Ilovecolinandbrad
  5. "i'd like some strawberry flavored schnapps" - babyteethxo
  6. "I once played the role of a brick of cheese in a play" - eojin
  7. " Would you like to sit on the bed ? " - Klaaspisar
  8. "Who ate all my Smarties? " - JFrankenreiter17
  9. "What're ya buyin'?... What're ya sellin'?... Ah, I'd buy that at a good price." - Neroberry
  10. "Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?" - XmasterjamoX
  11. "I been slappin' Da Basss man" - Trey Hurley
  12. "So much snow on a summer day filled with sizzling steaks" - Justin Suits
  13. "Please, send an S.O.S." - aljobaljo
  14. ""Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I would like to take a ride on your disco stick" - dhudge
  15. "pork chops and apple sauce" - Tommy Noble
  16. "You works cited sheet is sub-par. it antithesizes everything cited in the abstract" - edawneb
  17. ""I don't believe I've had the pleasure. Now please excuse me" - fatharock
  18. "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes" - Justin Kessel
  19. "Do you want the mustache on or off?...Too bad" - Stashdragon
  20. "I seem to have pissed my pants" - Rachel Fudd
  21. "does this shop stock short socks with spots?" - WindUpFun
  22. "I would like to purchase a snuggie" - boxxhed
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  • "Updated!" 10-08-09

    Thanks to James Sherrard for submitting this picture